Process Skill: Observation
Science: Introduction to the Human body ‘
<MEDICAL LOG>
Medical Log,
Commander Vo’ort Sabinringi
Head of Medical Research
Clackdorr IV Expeditionary Force
We have found a new race of semi-sentient beings on a remote planet in the Milkyway. They posses a low level of intelligence and are far less technically advanced than we are. They have odd traits, as are listed here.
The species are much bigger than us, they stand at .5 meters to 3.7 meters in length while we stand no taller then .3 meters at biggest. Their width varies, same are at most 14 centimeters wide while some are at least 30. centimeters wide.
They also take shelter from, heat, cold, or precipitation and winds in shelters called “houses.” These houses are made of sturdy materials and are constantly decorated with art and decorations.
Some noted habits are that they are quick to fight and often use machines that throw high-speed projectiles to kill each other. The big ones often take care of the small ones and they are very competitive and have a very tight hierarchy. They also have a bilateral symmetry with half their brain case and two tentacles on each side.
These “Humans” as they call themselves, smell bad because of the bacteria that grow on them. They often cleanse the bacteria by pouring a clear liquid on their smooth covering, or “skin” they call it, and then rubbing in a small amount of a thicker, multiple-colored liquid they call “Soap.” They cover themselves in soft cloth that keeps them warm. They call these coverings “clothes.”
They have different colors that seem to separate them. Some have white or a tan color of skin while same have dark and light brown. The different colors of “Skin” do not seem to separate the people, which we find a sign of good. They also have different color and length of fur which grows on their skin. The ones called “women”, who have the longer fur, give birth to the children but must have a man to mate.
“Humans” also have very heavy religious beliefs. They all believe in a higher being they often call “God” and same people have different views of and names for “God.” They attend a large building where they communicate with “God” and do various other things.
Along with religious beliefs they also observe holidays, which they exchange gifts and communicate with friends in. They often change the decorations of their houses to fit with the holiday.
They move by putting a bottom tentacle, of which they have two, on the ground and pulling themselves forward. To communicate they open holes in the bottom of the brain-holder and making high pitched, low pitched, and medium pitched grunts, snorts, moans, and howls. They also make odd grumbling sounds but we can not detect where they come from as of yet.
They eat many foods they get from their surroundings but they also kill other creatures and eat them. They waste each other because they bury each other in the ground. This is strange as they eat other creature but not themselves.
We will soon contact them and se if we can integrate our two societies successfl.illy.
<END LOG>
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Arianna
June 6, 2004
Human Observation
Dear fellow aliens,
I step off the spaceship onto a whole new planet. Earth is what the creatures call it. Already I've seen something called a boy look at me and wave his additions to his rectangular body. For some reason he thinks I'm weirder than he is. How unintelligent.
Well, earth is full of surprises. I was told I arrived on Christmas. Oh, you fellow people of my planet don't know what Christmas is. It is a holiday, a very jolly holiday. The houses are covered in lights and there are big green things covered in shiny objects inside the creatures' homes. Something called Christmas trees. The creatures' exchange gifts and have a Christmas feast. Mmmmm.
These creatures live in shelters ranging from small to very large. They are measured in square feet. Covered in plaster the shelters are sturdy from all types of damaging weather. These amazing shelters are called houses.
The creatures are very odd in looks. They have fur over their eyes along with strands of a strange stringy mass. Hair is what they call it. Also, instead of having twenty eyes like us they have only two. What an inconvenience. These humans (the name for these bizarre creatures) have only two legs as we have twenty-four. They walk by putting one foot (a flat like part connected to the leg) in front of the other then pulling the back leg forward. Therefore alternating which leg is in front. Instead of just walking around in multicolored skin like us, they wear flimsy fabrics called clothes. Their clothes range from simple in color and style with browns and blacks, to quite stunning with bits of lace and magnificent colors.
Humans' personalities vary. They can be smart and kind, smart and stuck-up, and smart and just downright mean. There are tons of other personalities just to many for me to name.
These humans are quite interesting creatures. Definitely a creature we should study more. We could learn a lot from them.
Sincerely,
Your fellow alien, 223509
Human Observation
By: Laura
We have spotted a new galaxy. So far, only one planet has been thoroughly explored. On it, we have found strange beings. They have rectangular bodies with four sticks coming out from them. The sticks bend in the middle so that they are less app to walk awkward. They are still very clumsy. They range in size. On the top of these rectangles are round things. They have very thin strings variable in color, coming out of the round thing. There is a small opening at the bottom of the round thing where they eat. These humans, as they call themselves, eat very strange things, like other animals, and sometimes they pull things off of plants to eat. Another strange thing is that they don't even grow their own food! Someone else does it for them, and the humans buy it at something called Kroger. These humans wear colored coverings over their bodies. They seem very afraid to take these off. They think they are intelligent, but they are not. Actually they have never been out of their own galaxy! There are many different ways how they communicate. All of the sounds seem to be coming from the opening at the bottom of the round top part, which has now been discovered as a head. Humans like to live in large hollow rectangular prisms with triangles on top. They call these houses, and fill them up with many weird objects. Almost everyday, the small ones go to a large rectangular prism they call school. Some think school is very important, others think it is a waste of time, some say you get to much homework, whatever homework is. Most of them like to spend time sitting in front of a large box with moving pictures on it. Television is what they call it. We will inform you more about these strange inhabitants of Earth as we continue to learn more.
Humans
By: Andrea
Humans are a lot different from us sophisticated folk. They wear thin and hard material to cover their body, 4 large tentacles and 20 small tentacles and to keep warm. Some wear glasses made out of 2 circles and 3 lines to help them see with their "eyes". They also make metal" jewelry " to make them look pretty. Some humans have small red bumps on their bodies called zits. Their cheeks turn red when you touch their bodies. They each have a name in which to separate them. They hear noises and sounds through floppy tubes called ears and some ears have hoops called "earrings" on them to decorate the ear. They suck in food with a hole on their sphere shaped "head" called a "mouth." They keep their head on with their "neck." Humans also pick up scents with their "nose." And they have strings on their head called "hair." Clearly, these beings are freak-a-zoids.
Human Observation
by Kevin
I have arrived on a strange new planet. I have created a visual screen showing the creatures that seem to be dominant in this area.
1.) This is where there central command (c.c) is located. They seem to have holes in this area. I learned that the flaps of their original covering called "skin" contains holes through which they seem to receive sound waves which their c.c then changes this to something they may receive and hear. The hole on the bottom seems to be their communicators through which they issue grunts, sighs, snorts, and other primitive noises though it seems that they do not all come from their top communicator. They also seem to absorb dead animals and vegetation through this hole also. To help with this process they have white stones in the speaking holes to break the "food" as they call it into chunks then digesting them for energy. They also have two holes in the middle of this area, which they seem to use to receive different smelling air molecules. In the top-most holes they have to white orbs with a part of it different colors, which they use to see. These orbs are also quite sensitive.
They also seem to have a thread-like substance growing out of the top of this area.
2.) These are the top set of extensions called "limbs". They use these to operate their weapons of propulsion, their transport vehicles, and various other things. The extra five extensions help with the operating.
3.) This "clothing" as they call it has different designs, textures, and varies in warmth. They are used to protect, keep warm, and seem to hide some things.
4.) This part of the body is a stabilizer that seems to balance out and stabilize the body. A tougher material than other clothing covers this part. It seems to protect the "foot" as they call it when going into mobile mode.
5.) The bottom limbs are simply used for transportation and offense.
DANGER! : These creatures are.....
Human Observation
By: Mike B
WHAT IN THE WORLD???? Oh my goodness. These earthlings call themselves humans? They took our name! Plus they are by far the most "un-human-like" creatures I've ever seen.
They have little bumps on their "heads" they call "moles." This is amazing! Their "years" are 365 "days" long! Out in Zenon our kukomblaches (a.k.a. years) are 1,073,489 zooblah's (days) long. We usually live two kukomblaches long, but they live to be 87 years long!
I'm hungry! I'll go to "McDonald's." This is a "big mac." It has "bread" and a- wait! Two pieces of meat "meat!" Plus "French fries!"MMMM!!!! Looks tasty! Oh! That's amazing! Wow! Now I know that they have great tasting food.
They also have a place called "NASA" where they build space shuttles called "spaceships." They are planning to go to Mars. I will have to go back to Zenon and report this to King Wizard Mike, and he will have to look this up further.
I am now getting back in my shuttle to go back to Zenon. See you later. (Under my breath) What psychos!
Human Observation
By: Christina
On the third planet from the sun there are weird creatures all over called humans. Humans with very long strings coming out of their head are called girls. These long strings are called hair. Humans with very short hair are called boys. These people sometimes have different color hair, brown, blond, black, dirty blond, red, and more. A human has two circles to see with, they call these eyes. Only some humans have shields over their eyes to see better;called glasses. They also have something pointy sticking out of the middle called the noses, they use this to smell. The human also has a hole under the nose called the mouth. The moth is used to eat food. Humans have two tunnel shaped holes on the right and left side of the head called ears so they can listen. Necks are under the head so it can hold and turn the head. On both sides of the head they have shoulders. On both sides of these are two long things called arms. Hanging down from the arms are five pointy things (all different sizes) which they call hands. Behind and under the waist is something called a butt. Sometimes by accident a stinky smell comes out of it. All over the body is a soft and smooth skin. Then connecting to the butt there is two long things they use to walk with called legs. Last of all, there are feet with five things called toes. By the way, who would want to look at that?????
Human Observation
By Allen
This is an observation of humans from me; they have this fuzz on them called "hair" that comes in different colors. The amount of hair varies for different hairs. They have an epidermis called "skin" that change colors when kicked or punched. There are two different genders, males and females.
Their form of education is boring. From 8:00am to 2:30pm, one or two big ones control 15-25 little ones in a room and teaches them. The big ones are called teachers and the small ones are called students. There are 13 different grades, K-12. Then there is college.
Big ones get jobs and small ones go to school. They live in shelters called houses and are bigger than cups. But they are smaller than cars. They use a box with glass in the front as entertainment. Some are not very energetic.
They have tentacles called arms that bend in 16 different places. They have small stabilizers called feet at the end of their tentacles they call legs. Some have glass force fields around their sight sensors, They have different colors of skin but that does not affect them except when they fight. They wear a thin layer of armor that they call clothes.
Finally, they eat dead animals but not themselves.
Human Observation
Devyn
I have found a new planet with new aliens. I would like to take them to war , I mean meet one then ask them to war!
Here are my notes so far. These new aliens look ugly! They really really feel weird. In my opinion they really taste nasty. But they smell good! I don't know what they are, but they have weird floppy things on the sides of their body. They have funny balls inside their head that they call brains. They have funny cloth they call clothes that keep them warm. I don't know what these things are, but they are one of each side of their head. Weird shaped oddity that they have above their mouth. I can tell they feel pain. When they move their hands fast in the same direction it makes a loud sound! This world is weird AHHHHHHHH!
Human Observation
Madeleine
All humans are different. Some have stringy smooth lines coming out of what is called heads. A lot of humans have dots on their heads. All of the humans that I saw had only 2 eyeballs and have soft covering called skin. A pointy part of skin that sticks out is called the nose. They also have an opening on their face called a mouth. In the mouth are white squares. They're as hard as asteroids. Connected to the white squares are pink coverings. Also in a mouth is a long pink thing that sticks out.
Human Observations
Erin
This planet earth is very blue with some green. When I land Zartar has asked for a request to see what these so called humans are like……….. Aha there's one now. It's very strange. These humans only have two eyes, they look like marbles. They are all different colors blue, brown, black, and our color, green. On their eye they have what look like lenses that are glasses or spectacles. They are supposed to help them see. They have furry stuff on their head it looks like thin noodles. It is hair. Women have long hair, men have short hair, and it's all different colors. On their hearing aids that they call ears they wear jewelry, it looks like candy. Their skin is very jiggly and soft. The skin is all different colors white, brown, and tan, which is good because they probably won't mind our green skin. Strange dots on their face are called freckles. In their communicator, that they call mouth they have white things that look like computer chips that they call teeth. They wear washcloths over their bodies, they call them clothes. They have things on their walking utensils, or feet, called sneakers. Well that's all I needed. Zartar will be so proud with all the stuff I got about humans.
Human Observations
By: Josh
This so called "human" does not show any type of life or breathing. What we do know is that this being is far more advanced than we knew, but yet far less advanced than us. This human called a strangely pronounced code called Michael. He also wears a stretchy hair material he calls "skin". On the outside he wear a cotton, polyester blend cloth called a shirt. On the lower part of his body he wears a silk material with the words Albemarle Lacrosse on it. He also wears an odd type of foot protection called shoes. The weirdest part are on his face, he has two glass lenses bounded together by metal that are held up by his ears. He calls these things "glasses" he wears them to help his vision. Michael says "aw" when poked. …………
This so called human has a belief of two beings called "God" and "Jesus". Every Sunday he goes to a place called "Church" where he worships these two beings. This is quite interesting. I think he is called a Christian.
This human is very strange. This is so because to communicate he makes high, low, and medium pitches and grunts he calls words. This is the strangest human I have yet to observed.
Now for some strange reason many more humans are coming towards me with a carved pole of wood with a metal head. I am now guessing I should run. I can't run! This force of gravity is weighing me down. I very much hate this planet.
I have to take a human sample back to outer space. I will take the one called Michael. He shall be a good human to observe. This Michael is very interesting.
First before I leave I want to get a hamburger, fries, and coke. This food has been said to be amazing. To get such a thing I have to go to this place called "Burger King", except I'm going to need a thing called "money" that humans give in trade for something. Here I go.
So far I have seemed to be shunned in every way. I will just go back home now. Wait this human is doing something very strange he is lying down in a package of feathers wrapped in linen. The package also has more linen coverings and smaller fluffier sacks of feathers. They all have strange casings. Now I believe that this "Michael" is either hibernating or has past out. I must find out.
"HEY GET OFF ME" yells Michael. I am stunned that he is so smart to talk. I "AHHHHHH watch out you nut case". Now I drain what I saw today.
Human Observations
By: Elizabeth
This is my report from the mostly blue planet that was recently found by our ratulight. It appears that we are not alone. I have found strange life forms on this planet. They look very strange. They have a patch of hair on top of their body. They have strange limbs extending from their body. And then the little branch like things coming out of the body and out of the limb like things. The female types are always worried about how their hair looks. The male types are quick to react. They call themselves humans. Every day they go to some strange building and they don't come out for 6 hours. I just remembered they also wear case like things around their visual senses. They also trade with these flat paper like things that are not good for anything. They call this flat stuff money. Some of them have animals in their house. My definition of earth is mostly harmless. I'm not very sure though. Wait for my next report.
Human observation
By Abbey
Humans are a lot of different than aliens. Humans have skinny, thin things that cover their head that is what they call hair. Also humans have a thing that has two holes in it. This is what they call a nose. Another thing that they have is skinny, flexible things that they call fingers. They also write with these things. They also have long things, kind of skinny, that they call legs. They also bend. They wear clothing on their bodies. That's so strange. Some of these humans have long hair and some humans have short hair. They also have something that they use to chew food and open and close, that they call a mouth. Also they have things in their mouth that they chew with, they call those teeth. They have a skinny thing that holds their head on. They call that a neck. Something else they have is a pinkish, reddish thing in their mouth, that they call a tongue. They have two eyes when we have three eyes. Another thing that they have is a sticky outie thing out of their head called an ear, that's what they say. Some of them have something in their ear, what they call an earring. Some of the humans have dots on their face, that they call freckles. They wear a thin white thing over their feet, what they call socks, and over that they wear a hard thing called a shoe. They have something on their legs that bends called knees. A few of them wear these round things to help them see, called glasses, that's what they said. Then there's things on their mouth that are pink, that they call lips. One more thing they have is things on their face called cheeks. They look like they are hard to see. Humans are very different than us. We have different things than humans.
Found New Alien
By Eric
I've found a new planet with new aliens. These aliens call themselves Humans. They live in shelters called houses or apartments, in these houses they put weird shaped items, which they sleep on, look at, or turn on.
They look ugly. They have two large tentacles coming out of the top half of their body; they also have two tentacles flowing down, on the bottom part of their body. They move by putting one bottom tentacle in front of the other. Their noses are above their mouth. Underneath all of this they have a smooth texture called skin
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They eat dead animals that are slaughtered or wrung, but they don't seem to eat other humans when they die, I would say that's a waste of food! They slurp through their mouth a carbonated beverage or milk. Milk is a white liquid that comes from a cow's stomach. Now I've got to go to my planet and report this planet to my king.
Human Observation
Kathryn
On the strange planet called Earth, curious beings wander around. They call themselves humans. Humans move by the alternating of moving their two lower tentacles forward, swiftly or rapidly. They also get around in roofed, colorful bowls called cars.
Humans have two upper tentacles that are constantly moving around in all sorts of directions. They use them to feel and to do something called shake hands. They shake hands with someone they meet or want to greet.
These lively creatures make noises of grumbling and mumbling. When they open their weird-shaped mouths wide, run away, because that means they are about to make an awful noise called a yell or shout. They usually make that sound when they are mad.
Humans are very short. They usually only grow to a maximum of, or lower than, seven feet. We grow to a maximum of, or a little less than, 23 feet. When touched, if turned the other way, humans turn around quickly with a strange look on their face.
These creatures change their shells every day. They call these shells clothes. Unlike our shells, humans have thin, colorful cloth as shells.
Humans eat other species for food. They also grow tasty, edible flowers. They call them vegetables. These treats fill their insides up.
When one of their own kind dies, humans bury the dead one in dirt. I wonder why they do such a thing, if they really do care about each other.
There are different sizes of these beings. Some are smaller than others. The smaller beings of this kind have to go to something called "school" for education. They do not enjoy it. They usually pretend to be sick, so that they don't have to go. They never get out of it, though.
The bigger, taller ones take care of the smaller beings for quite some time. They provide the smaller humans with things they need and love. How nice!
These wacko beings live in big box-like shelters that have many colorful, designer furnishings. These shelters protect them from dangerous storms like hurricanes and thunderstorms.
To stay fit, humans play sports like basketball. In basketball, the humans split into two groups. Each group tries to get a ball through a basket more times than the other group. These beings also go to someplace called a "gym" to stay fit. This is where they say they "work out." When they work out, humans "build" muscles. That's funny, though. I didn't see them using any hammers or wrenches.
I think humans are really weird. They are so strange.
Later on
I've just met a human and shook her hand. She said that I was the strangest thing she had ever seen.
<MEDICAL LOG>
Medical Log,
Commander Vo’ort Sabinringi
Head of Medical Research
Clackdorr IV Expeditionary Force
We have found a new race of semi-sentient beings on a remote planet in the Milkyway. They posses a low level of intelligence and are far less technically advanced than we are. They have odd traits, as are listed here.
The species are much bigger than us, they stand at .5 meters to 3.7 meters in length while we stand no taller then .3 meters at biggest. Their width varies, same are at most 14 centimeters wide while some are at least 30. centimeters wide.
They also take shelter from, heat, cold, or precipitation and winds in shelters called “houses.” These houses are made of sturdy materials and are constantly decorated with art and decorations.
Some noted habits are that they are quick to fight and often use machines that throw high-speed projectiles to kill each other. The big ones often take care of the small ones and they are very competitive and have a very tight hierarchy. They also have a bilateral symmetry with half their brain case and two tentacles on each side.
These “Humans” as they call themselves, smell bad because of the bacteria that grow on them. They often cleanse the bacteria by pouring a clear liquid on their smooth covering, or “skin” they call it, and then rubbing in a small amount of a thicker, multiple-colored liquid they call “Soap.” They cover themselves in soft cloth that keeps them warm. They call these coverings “clothes.”
They have different colors that seem to separate them. Some have white or a tan color of skin while same have dark and light brown. The different colors of “Skin” do not seem to separate the people, which we find a sign of good. They also have different color and length of fur which grows on their skin. The ones called “women”, who have the longer fur, give birth to the children but must have a man to mate.
“Humans” also have very heavy religious beliefs. They all believe in a higher being they often call “God” and same people have different views of and names for “God.” They attend a large building where they communicate with “God” and do various other things.
Along with religious beliefs they also observe holidays, which they exchange gifts and communicate with friends in. They often change the decorations of their houses to fit with the holiday.
They move by putting a bottom tentacle, of which they have two, on the ground and pulling themselves forward. To communicate they open holes in the bottom of the brain-holder and making high pitched, low pitched, and medium pitched grunts, snorts, moans, and howls. They also make odd grumbling sounds but we can not detect where they come from as of yet.
They eat many foods they get from their surroundings but they also kill other creatures and eat them. They waste each other because they bury each other in the ground. This is strange as they eat other creature but not themselves.
We will soon contact them and se if we can integrate our two societies successfl.illy.
<END LOG>
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Arianna
June 6, 2004
Human Observation
Dear fellow aliens,
I step off the spaceship onto a whole new planet. Earth is what the creatures call it. Already I've seen something called a boy look at me and wave his additions to his rectangular body. For some reason he thinks I'm weirder than he is. How unintelligent.
Well, earth is full of surprises. I was told I arrived on Christmas. Oh, you fellow people of my planet don't know what Christmas is. It is a holiday, a very jolly holiday. The houses are covered in lights and there are big green things covered in shiny objects inside the creatures' homes. Something called Christmas trees. The creatures' exchange gifts and have a Christmas feast. Mmmmm.
These creatures live in shelters ranging from small to very large. They are measured in square feet. Covered in plaster the shelters are sturdy from all types of damaging weather. These amazing shelters are called houses.
The creatures are very odd in looks. They have fur over their eyes along with strands of a strange stringy mass. Hair is what they call it. Also, instead of having twenty eyes like us they have only two. What an inconvenience. These humans (the name for these bizarre creatures) have only two legs as we have twenty-four. They walk by putting one foot (a flat like part connected to the leg) in front of the other then pulling the back leg forward. Therefore alternating which leg is in front. Instead of just walking around in multicolored skin like us, they wear flimsy fabrics called clothes. Their clothes range from simple in color and style with browns and blacks, to quite stunning with bits of lace and magnificent colors.
Humans' personalities vary. They can be smart and kind, smart and stuck-up, and smart and just downright mean. There are tons of other personalities just to many for me to name.
These humans are quite interesting creatures. Definitely a creature we should study more. We could learn a lot from them.
Sincerely,
Your fellow alien, 223509
Human Observation
By: Laura
We have spotted a new galaxy. So far, only one planet has been thoroughly explored. On it, we have found strange beings. They have rectangular bodies with four sticks coming out from them. The sticks bend in the middle so that they are less app to walk awkward. They are still very clumsy. They range in size. On the top of these rectangles are round things. They have very thin strings variable in color, coming out of the round thing. There is a small opening at the bottom of the round thing where they eat. These humans, as they call themselves, eat very strange things, like other animals, and sometimes they pull things off of plants to eat. Another strange thing is that they don't even grow their own food! Someone else does it for them, and the humans buy it at something called Kroger. These humans wear colored coverings over their bodies. They seem very afraid to take these off. They think they are intelligent, but they are not. Actually they have never been out of their own galaxy! There are many different ways how they communicate. All of the sounds seem to be coming from the opening at the bottom of the round top part, which has now been discovered as a head. Humans like to live in large hollow rectangular prisms with triangles on top. They call these houses, and fill them up with many weird objects. Almost everyday, the small ones go to a large rectangular prism they call school. Some think school is very important, others think it is a waste of time, some say you get to much homework, whatever homework is. Most of them like to spend time sitting in front of a large box with moving pictures on it. Television is what they call it. We will inform you more about these strange inhabitants of Earth as we continue to learn more.
Humans
By: Andrea
Humans are a lot different from us sophisticated folk. They wear thin and hard material to cover their body, 4 large tentacles and 20 small tentacles and to keep warm. Some wear glasses made out of 2 circles and 3 lines to help them see with their "eyes". They also make metal" jewelry " to make them look pretty. Some humans have small red bumps on their bodies called zits. Their cheeks turn red when you touch their bodies. They each have a name in which to separate them. They hear noises and sounds through floppy tubes called ears and some ears have hoops called "earrings" on them to decorate the ear. They suck in food with a hole on their sphere shaped "head" called a "mouth." They keep their head on with their "neck." Humans also pick up scents with their "nose." And they have strings on their head called "hair." Clearly, these beings are freak-a-zoids.
Human Observation
by Kevin
I have arrived on a strange new planet. I have created a visual screen showing the creatures that seem to be dominant in this area.
1.) This is where there central command (c.c) is located. They seem to have holes in this area. I learned that the flaps of their original covering called "skin" contains holes through which they seem to receive sound waves which their c.c then changes this to something they may receive and hear. The hole on the bottom seems to be their communicators through which they issue grunts, sighs, snorts, and other primitive noises though it seems that they do not all come from their top communicator. They also seem to absorb dead animals and vegetation through this hole also. To help with this process they have white stones in the speaking holes to break the "food" as they call it into chunks then digesting them for energy. They also have two holes in the middle of this area, which they seem to use to receive different smelling air molecules. In the top-most holes they have to white orbs with a part of it different colors, which they use to see. These orbs are also quite sensitive.
They also seem to have a thread-like substance growing out of the top of this area.
2.) These are the top set of extensions called "limbs". They use these to operate their weapons of propulsion, their transport vehicles, and various other things. The extra five extensions help with the operating.
3.) This "clothing" as they call it has different designs, textures, and varies in warmth. They are used to protect, keep warm, and seem to hide some things.
4.) This part of the body is a stabilizer that seems to balance out and stabilize the body. A tougher material than other clothing covers this part. It seems to protect the "foot" as they call it when going into mobile mode.
5.) The bottom limbs are simply used for transportation and offense.
DANGER! : These creatures are.....
Human Observation
By: Mike B
WHAT IN THE WORLD???? Oh my goodness. These earthlings call themselves humans? They took our name! Plus they are by far the most "un-human-like" creatures I've ever seen.
They have little bumps on their "heads" they call "moles." This is amazing! Their "years" are 365 "days" long! Out in Zenon our kukomblaches (a.k.a. years) are 1,073,489 zooblah's (days) long. We usually live two kukomblaches long, but they live to be 87 years long!
I'm hungry! I'll go to "McDonald's." This is a "big mac." It has "bread" and a- wait! Two pieces of meat "meat!" Plus "French fries!"MMMM!!!! Looks tasty! Oh! That's amazing! Wow! Now I know that they have great tasting food.
They also have a place called "NASA" where they build space shuttles called "spaceships." They are planning to go to Mars. I will have to go back to Zenon and report this to King Wizard Mike, and he will have to look this up further.
I am now getting back in my shuttle to go back to Zenon. See you later. (Under my breath) What psychos!
Human Observation
By: Christina
On the third planet from the sun there are weird creatures all over called humans. Humans with very long strings coming out of their head are called girls. These long strings are called hair. Humans with very short hair are called boys. These people sometimes have different color hair, brown, blond, black, dirty blond, red, and more. A human has two circles to see with, they call these eyes. Only some humans have shields over their eyes to see better;called glasses. They also have something pointy sticking out of the middle called the noses, they use this to smell. The human also has a hole under the nose called the mouth. The moth is used to eat food. Humans have two tunnel shaped holes on the right and left side of the head called ears so they can listen. Necks are under the head so it can hold and turn the head. On both sides of the head they have shoulders. On both sides of these are two long things called arms. Hanging down from the arms are five pointy things (all different sizes) which they call hands. Behind and under the waist is something called a butt. Sometimes by accident a stinky smell comes out of it. All over the body is a soft and smooth skin. Then connecting to the butt there is two long things they use to walk with called legs. Last of all, there are feet with five things called toes. By the way, who would want to look at that?????
Human Observation
By Allen
This is an observation of humans from me; they have this fuzz on them called "hair" that comes in different colors. The amount of hair varies for different hairs. They have an epidermis called "skin" that change colors when kicked or punched. There are two different genders, males and females.
Their form of education is boring. From 8:00am to 2:30pm, one or two big ones control 15-25 little ones in a room and teaches them. The big ones are called teachers and the small ones are called students. There are 13 different grades, K-12. Then there is college.
Big ones get jobs and small ones go to school. They live in shelters called houses and are bigger than cups. But they are smaller than cars. They use a box with glass in the front as entertainment. Some are not very energetic.
They have tentacles called arms that bend in 16 different places. They have small stabilizers called feet at the end of their tentacles they call legs. Some have glass force fields around their sight sensors, They have different colors of skin but that does not affect them except when they fight. They wear a thin layer of armor that they call clothes.
Finally, they eat dead animals but not themselves.
Human Observation
Devyn
I have found a new planet with new aliens. I would like to take them to war , I mean meet one then ask them to war!
Here are my notes so far. These new aliens look ugly! They really really feel weird. In my opinion they really taste nasty. But they smell good! I don't know what they are, but they have weird floppy things on the sides of their body. They have funny balls inside their head that they call brains. They have funny cloth they call clothes that keep them warm. I don't know what these things are, but they are one of each side of their head. Weird shaped oddity that they have above their mouth. I can tell they feel pain. When they move their hands fast in the same direction it makes a loud sound! This world is weird AHHHHHHHH!
Human Observation
Madeleine
All humans are different. Some have stringy smooth lines coming out of what is called heads. A lot of humans have dots on their heads. All of the humans that I saw had only 2 eyeballs and have soft covering called skin. A pointy part of skin that sticks out is called the nose. They also have an opening on their face called a mouth. In the mouth are white squares. They're as hard as asteroids. Connected to the white squares are pink coverings. Also in a mouth is a long pink thing that sticks out.
Human Observations
Erin
This planet earth is very blue with some green. When I land Zartar has asked for a request to see what these so called humans are like……….. Aha there's one now. It's very strange. These humans only have two eyes, they look like marbles. They are all different colors blue, brown, black, and our color, green. On their eye they have what look like lenses that are glasses or spectacles. They are supposed to help them see. They have furry stuff on their head it looks like thin noodles. It is hair. Women have long hair, men have short hair, and it's all different colors. On their hearing aids that they call ears they wear jewelry, it looks like candy. Their skin is very jiggly and soft. The skin is all different colors white, brown, and tan, which is good because they probably won't mind our green skin. Strange dots on their face are called freckles. In their communicator, that they call mouth they have white things that look like computer chips that they call teeth. They wear washcloths over their bodies, they call them clothes. They have things on their walking utensils, or feet, called sneakers. Well that's all I needed. Zartar will be so proud with all the stuff I got about humans.
Human Observations
By: Josh
This so called "human" does not show any type of life or breathing. What we do know is that this being is far more advanced than we knew, but yet far less advanced than us. This human called a strangely pronounced code called Michael. He also wears a stretchy hair material he calls "skin". On the outside he wear a cotton, polyester blend cloth called a shirt. On the lower part of his body he wears a silk material with the words Albemarle Lacrosse on it. He also wears an odd type of foot protection called shoes. The weirdest part are on his face, he has two glass lenses bounded together by metal that are held up by his ears. He calls these things "glasses" he wears them to help his vision. Michael says "aw" when poked. …………
This so called human has a belief of two beings called "God" and "Jesus". Every Sunday he goes to a place called "Church" where he worships these two beings. This is quite interesting. I think he is called a Christian.
This human is very strange. This is so because to communicate he makes high, low, and medium pitches and grunts he calls words. This is the strangest human I have yet to observed.
Now for some strange reason many more humans are coming towards me with a carved pole of wood with a metal head. I am now guessing I should run. I can't run! This force of gravity is weighing me down. I very much hate this planet.
I have to take a human sample back to outer space. I will take the one called Michael. He shall be a good human to observe. This Michael is very interesting.
First before I leave I want to get a hamburger, fries, and coke. This food has been said to be amazing. To get such a thing I have to go to this place called "Burger King", except I'm going to need a thing called "money" that humans give in trade for something. Here I go.
So far I have seemed to be shunned in every way. I will just go back home now. Wait this human is doing something very strange he is lying down in a package of feathers wrapped in linen. The package also has more linen coverings and smaller fluffier sacks of feathers. They all have strange casings. Now I believe that this "Michael" is either hibernating or has past out. I must find out.
"HEY GET OFF ME" yells Michael. I am stunned that he is so smart to talk. I "AHHHHHH watch out you nut case". Now I drain what I saw today.
Human Observations
By: Elizabeth
This is my report from the mostly blue planet that was recently found by our ratulight. It appears that we are not alone. I have found strange life forms on this planet. They look very strange. They have a patch of hair on top of their body. They have strange limbs extending from their body. And then the little branch like things coming out of the body and out of the limb like things. The female types are always worried about how their hair looks. The male types are quick to react. They call themselves humans. Every day they go to some strange building and they don't come out for 6 hours. I just remembered they also wear case like things around their visual senses. They also trade with these flat paper like things that are not good for anything. They call this flat stuff money. Some of them have animals in their house. My definition of earth is mostly harmless. I'm not very sure though. Wait for my next report.
Human observation
By Abbey
Humans are a lot of different than aliens. Humans have skinny, thin things that cover their head that is what they call hair. Also humans have a thing that has two holes in it. This is what they call a nose. Another thing that they have is skinny, flexible things that they call fingers. They also write with these things. They also have long things, kind of skinny, that they call legs. They also bend. They wear clothing on their bodies. That's so strange. Some of these humans have long hair and some humans have short hair. They also have something that they use to chew food and open and close, that they call a mouth. Also they have things in their mouth that they chew with, they call those teeth. They have a skinny thing that holds their head on. They call that a neck. Something else they have is a pinkish, reddish thing in their mouth, that they call a tongue. They have two eyes when we have three eyes. Another thing that they have is a sticky outie thing out of their head called an ear, that's what they say. Some of them have something in their ear, what they call an earring. Some of the humans have dots on their face, that they call freckles. They wear a thin white thing over their feet, what they call socks, and over that they wear a hard thing called a shoe. They have something on their legs that bends called knees. A few of them wear these round things to help them see, called glasses, that's what they said. Then there's things on their mouth that are pink, that they call lips. One more thing they have is things on their face called cheeks. They look like they are hard to see. Humans are very different than us. We have different things than humans.
Found New Alien
By Eric
I've found a new planet with new aliens. These aliens call themselves Humans. They live in shelters called houses or apartments, in these houses they put weird shaped items, which they sleep on, look at, or turn on.
They look ugly. They have two large tentacles coming out of the top half of their body; they also have two tentacles flowing down, on the bottom part of their body. They move by putting one bottom tentacle in front of the other. Their noses are above their mouth. Underneath all of this they have a smooth texture called skin
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They eat dead animals that are slaughtered or wrung, but they don't seem to eat other humans when they die, I would say that's a waste of food! They slurp through their mouth a carbonated beverage or milk. Milk is a white liquid that comes from a cow's stomach. Now I've got to go to my planet and report this planet to my king.
Human Observation
Kathryn
On the strange planet called Earth, curious beings wander around. They call themselves humans. Humans move by the alternating of moving their two lower tentacles forward, swiftly or rapidly. They also get around in roofed, colorful bowls called cars.
Humans have two upper tentacles that are constantly moving around in all sorts of directions. They use them to feel and to do something called shake hands. They shake hands with someone they meet or want to greet.
These lively creatures make noises of grumbling and mumbling. When they open their weird-shaped mouths wide, run away, because that means they are about to make an awful noise called a yell or shout. They usually make that sound when they are mad.
Humans are very short. They usually only grow to a maximum of, or lower than, seven feet. We grow to a maximum of, or a little less than, 23 feet. When touched, if turned the other way, humans turn around quickly with a strange look on their face.
These creatures change their shells every day. They call these shells clothes. Unlike our shells, humans have thin, colorful cloth as shells.
Humans eat other species for food. They also grow tasty, edible flowers. They call them vegetables. These treats fill their insides up.
When one of their own kind dies, humans bury the dead one in dirt. I wonder why they do such a thing, if they really do care about each other.
There are different sizes of these beings. Some are smaller than others. The smaller beings of this kind have to go to something called "school" for education. They do not enjoy it. They usually pretend to be sick, so that they don't have to go. They never get out of it, though.
The bigger, taller ones take care of the smaller beings for quite some time. They provide the smaller humans with things they need and love. How nice!
These wacko beings live in big box-like shelters that have many colorful, designer furnishings. These shelters protect them from dangerous storms like hurricanes and thunderstorms.
To stay fit, humans play sports like basketball. In basketball, the humans split into two groups. Each group tries to get a ball through a basket more times than the other group. These beings also go to someplace called a "gym" to stay fit. This is where they say they "work out." When they work out, humans "build" muscles. That's funny, though. I didn't see them using any hammers or wrenches.
I think humans are really weird. They are so strange.
Later on
I've just met a human and shook her hand. She said that I was the strangest thing she had ever seen.